Just so you understand how very serious this is, read carefully! Failure to participate in the following poll will result in DIRE!!! consequences! Can you hear the DIRE!!! music in the background? Good! So now you know how VERY serious this is. So if you don't want to incur my considerable wrath (and mind control powers) I'd really suggest filling out the poll. It's for your own good and the good of humanity. And there's snacks.
What is your quest?
What is the air flight velocity of an African swallow?
Why did you friend me?
Are you a fic reader, or are you just a glutton for punishment?
If I opened a restaurant, would you eat there?
Any final words?