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09 September 2009 @ 03:06 pm
Making A List, And Checking It Twice  
I was feeling inspired! By what, you ask? Well, I shall tell you! I was recently defriended for failing to meet a minimum participation quota, and one of the marks against me was failure to participate in polls and surveys. I'm a bad, bad person! And I'm just guilt ridden, let me tell you [ahem] So, this all led to silly poll day! jinxed_wood, ninjababe, and strangevisitor7 all have one, and now here's mine. And I heartily encourage everyone to have one!

Just so you understand how very serious this is, read carefully! Failure to participate in the following poll will result in DIRE!!! consequences! Can you hear the DIRE!!! music in the background? Good! So now you know how VERY serious this is. So if you don't want to incur my considerable wrath (and mind control powers) I'd really suggest filling out the poll. It's for your own good and the good of humanity. And there's snacks.

What is your quest?

What is the air flight velocity of an African swallow?

Why did you friend me?

Are you a fic reader, or are you just a glutton for punishment?

What is this fic you speak of?
Hurt me, baby!
You don't honestly expect me to answer this, do you?
Just give me my fruity rum drink and back away slowly!
Fic is my life!

If I opened a restaurant, would you eat there?

You cook?
Hurt me, baby!
Still waiting for that drink. Better make it a double.
If you give me a discount.

Any final words?

My drink, damnit!
More fic!
You're turning this over to the government, aren't you?
God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!
Tony Stark is hot.
Love is a battlefield.
Methos, Methos, and more Methos!
That Ezra guy ins't bad either.
Did I mention TICKY?
I'm never coming back to this bar again.
I'm being oppressed!
bleukittie: We're in troublebleukittie on September 9th, 2009 09:39 pm (UTC)
I'm not really scared. Rumor has it you can be bribed with a few glasses of wine.
Ith: Holby - Amusedithildyn on September 9th, 2009 09:40 pm (UTC)
Make that bottles and we'll see [g]

Love the icon!
caitymomcaitymom on September 9th, 2009 09:42 pm (UTC)
I participated and I commented!
The DIRE music can stop now, right?
And I am safe from defriending, correct?

{breathing deep sigh of relief}

Ith: AS Misc - This Face? MIOBIithildyn on September 9th, 2009 10:43 pm (UTC)
Yes, now it's cheery happy music!

You are safe...at least for now. Mwahahahaha!
Mischief: Point and Laughem_kellesvig on September 9th, 2009 09:50 pm (UTC)
WKRP In Cincinnati!!! And where's the damn bean dip?
Ith: Methos - Last Beerithildyn on September 9th, 2009 10:44 pm (UTC)
Yes! What is it with you and bean dip anyways?!?! Geesh! So demanding.
(no subject) - dejla on September 10th, 2009 07:16 pm (UTC) (Expand)
saviour ღ of ღ storybrooke: [Actress] -- Evan Rachel Wood; glamaintshesweet_x on September 9th, 2009 09:50 pm (UTC)
I love silly polls! :D
Ith: Nature - Bunnyithildyn on September 9th, 2009 11:02 pm (UTC)
Like Camelot, my LJ is a silly place!
(no subject) - tpena19 on September 10th, 2009 08:54 am (UTC) (Expand)
She went that-a-way...: amused methosjinxed_wood on September 9th, 2009 10:01 pm (UTC)
BARKEEP! Where's my drink!?!?



Ith: Taste - Absintheithildyn on September 9th, 2009 11:03 pm (UTC)
You drank it already!
(no subject) - jinxed_wood on September 10th, 2009 12:11 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - ithildyn on September 10th, 2009 12:43 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - tpena19 on September 10th, 2009 08:55 am (UTC) (Expand)
americanfairy: Oh Really?americanfairy on September 9th, 2009 10:04 pm (UTC)
I almost fell out of my chair laughing at this one! Sheer brilliance!

*holds out fruity rum drink*

More pwease?
Ith: AS Misc -  Shiny!ithildyn on September 9th, 2009 11:03 pm (UTC)
First refill is on the house!
Renee M Romeroeasilymused1956 on September 9th, 2009 10:22 pm (UTC)
Sheer brilliant awesomeness.

And fun too!

Ith: Methos - Easily Amusedithildyn on September 9th, 2009 11:03 pm (UTC)
Hee! [bows]
Moogs: Ironman - winmoogsthewriter on September 9th, 2009 10:22 pm (UTC)
Terrified--absolutely terrified. But I have completed your poll, so I hope to have appeased your anger. If not, I'll go find some rum. And maybe Tony Stark, if you're super pissed. :D
Ith: Iron Man - da Vinciithildyn on September 9th, 2009 11:04 pm (UTC)
I am appeased and you may now go live your life without fear.
bookaddict43: ezrabookaddict43 on September 9th, 2009 10:23 pm (UTC)
What's the dire music? I'm dying to know :D
Ithithildyn on September 9th, 2009 11:05 pm (UTC)
It's the DIRE MUSIC!!! of your choice [g]
fractured_sunfractured_sun on September 9th, 2009 10:50 pm (UTC)
Am I now safe from 'a fate worse than slow internet connection', or are dire things in my future?
fractured_sunfractured_sun on September 9th, 2009 10:52 pm (UTC)
You promised snacks, where's the snacks? *goes to cry in the corner* I want my snacks......
(no subject) - ithildyn on September 9th, 2009 11:06 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - fractured_sun on September 9th, 2009 11:58 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Havochavocthecat on September 9th, 2009 10:53 pm (UTC)
Ith: Forever Knight - Janette Wineithildyn on September 9th, 2009 11:07 pm (UTC)
I raise you a *ththbbbbptpt*!!
(no subject) - havocthecat on September 9th, 2009 11:33 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - ithildyn on September 9th, 2009 11:46 pm (UTC) (Expand)
calliopes_pen: amberleewriter had to be there Methoscalliopes_pen on September 9th, 2009 11:07 pm (UTC)
The dire music is running through my head. And it sounds strangely like Torgo's (from Manos) theme, which is ever so slightly disturbing.
Ith: Art - Royo: Eyesithildyn on September 9th, 2009 11:08 pm (UTC)
See? You are disturbed!
I will call her George: Princess Bridestrangevisitor7 on September 9th, 2009 11:35 pm (UTC)
Let's not go to Camelot 'tis a silly place...unless ith is there with fruity rum drinks
Ith: DW - Tallulahithildyn on September 9th, 2009 11:46 pm (UTC)
Then it's even sillier!
(no subject) - tpena19 on September 10th, 2009 08:58 am (UTC) (Expand)
birggitt: Heartbirggitt on September 9th, 2009 11:39 pm (UTC)
Ok, seriously. Where is my drink?

Threats of DIRE!!! consequences, DIRE!!! music and no drink? You are EVIL *pouts*
Ith: Taste - Chocolate Martiniithildyn on September 9th, 2009 11:50 pm (UTC)
Drinks? What drinks?
(Deleted comment)
Ith: Grey's - Kate Laughithildyn on September 10th, 2009 12:42 am (UTC)
Not sad, but something to be celebrated!