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19 March 2009 @ 12:41 pm
The Joys of Badfic  
You learn new words like 'queeb'.

This is via luscious_words, and is a review of an erotica novel (so it may or not be work safe, depending on your place of employment), though I use that term loosely. Definitely don't be drinking whilst reading, k?
dejladejla on March 19th, 2009 07:06 pm (UTC)
Oh, yes, I read that review!

Lady-softness had me screaming hysterically. Thank God I'm not THAT bad.
pat: HL Sexypat_t on March 19th, 2009 07:06 pm (UTC)
*laughs* That's a great review. Sucky book, but great review.
Mischief: APSmileem_kellesvig on March 19th, 2009 07:41 pm (UTC)
I will never again be able to walk the cookie aisle without laughing hysterically. *grin*
athousandsmiles: past ridiculousathousandsmiles on March 19th, 2009 07:45 pm (UTC)
I saw this the other day, and I'm still amused by this:

“Your lady-softness told me herself when she was wrapped round my codpiece.”

Her vagina talks, apparently.
Valerie - Postmodern Pollyanna: laughwiliqueen on March 19th, 2009 08:31 pm (UTC)
Oh, man I saw that on FW (every time I think I'm going to swear off it, something freakin hilarious crops up), and just about died!
she who is the teller of tales: ezra-vin - you can't be seriouslyl_devil on March 19th, 2009 08:41 pm (UTC)
What term is being use loosely? 'Erotica' or 'novel'? :)

I read this the other day, and still haven't recovered.

This is the kind of bad fic that bad fic authors can only ever aspire to.
Laurie odell: fraserdragcyberducks on March 19th, 2009 09:27 pm (UTC)
My lady-softness shrivelled up reading these excerpts...

And call me weird but pee and talking about pee is not sexy.
Brynna Morgan: Dare you to make less sensebrynnamorgan on March 19th, 2009 10:06 pm (UTC)
Oh. My. Fucking. GOD.

I don't know whether to laugh or just sit speechless, mouth opening and shutting while pointing at my computer screen.

That is seriously some of the worst fic excerpts I've ever read. Half-tempted to buy it so I can laugh and write some commentary on my son's website.

Oh, gawd... do I dare?


Ladyfingers... thanks guys! I just started grocery shopping for myself again (after six years) and now I'll have to avoid the cookie aisle. ;-)
Tinuviel_hedgewytch_ on March 19th, 2009 10:26 pm (UTC)
Yikes ;o(
mzlizzy: Exessively divertedmzlizzy on March 20th, 2009 12:56 am (UTC)
I couldn't read the whole thing, I stopped after the codpiece bits.

As a costumer I found myself thinking of those German Lanskenect (sp?) ones.

And I got turned off by any female character who calls her vagina a 'twat'.

I'll have to brave my way through later for the giggles.
tpena19: Red :Ptpena19 on March 20th, 2009 02:12 am (UTC)
Oh yeah! I read this the other day, too freaking funny. I cannot believe some of the language used and the descriptive words! Gods I about died laughing.
Queen of Sassgard: notinpublicstarhawk2005 on March 20th, 2009 12:22 pm (UTC)
*laughs hysterically*
sapphrain: White Elektrasapphrain on March 26th, 2009 04:31 am (UTC)
Thank you so much for this. I think. I laughed so hard, I think I might have burst a few blood vessels.

Ith: Art - Haida Maskithildyn on March 26th, 2009 04:33 am (UTC)
Hope you weren't permanently damaged!