I can vouch for her! She has lovely hair, a fine palate for the better alcohols, curses like a sailor (well, she was a sailor, so I suppose that follows), and attracts strange men in major American cities -- they're often named 'Luke'. We don't know why that is. One of life's little mysteries. All in all, she's a pip of a gal! Won't you be her friend? She needs you! For zero cents a day, you can make a real difference in one woman's life.
Thank you for your time, and bless you.