... I am a domestic goddess! Not only did I thoroughly clean my room, but the whole freakin' apartment is immaculate! I scrubbed the kitchen and bathroom floors, scrubbed the sink, cleaned off the dining room table so we can actually use it as [gasp] a table, and threw out many bags of junk. Oh, and washed all pots and pans, and uploaded fic to the Highlander fic archive. Now if I only had people to invite over, I could show it all off! Well, nothing's perfect. No, no writing, but we weren't expecting miracles now, were we?
Now I'm drinking red wine and looking to be entertained. [looks expectantly at flist]