I was telling my brother what shows we had on DVD, and told him we had 'Buffy,the Vampire Sailor'... Err, yeah, that would be a whole different show, wouldn't it?
Oh no. Now I'm picturing a crossover between Buffy and Captain Jack Sparrow, because you know with all the weirdness in his life, he's eventually going to have need of a good Slayer. Buffy in pirate gear, swinging on a line toward some baddie, while Willow chants up on the deck and Xander runs around repairing damaged railings after the battles.