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09 September 2009 @ 03:06 pm
Making A List, And Checking It Twice  
I was feeling inspired! By what, you ask? Well, I shall tell you! I was recently defriended for failing to meet a minimum participation quota, and one of the marks against me was failure to participate in polls and surveys. I'm a bad, bad person! And I'm just guilt ridden, let me tell you [ahem] So, this all led to silly poll day! jinxed_wood, ninjababe, and strangevisitor7 all have one, and now here's mine. And I heartily encourage everyone to have one!

Just so you understand how very serious this is, read carefully! Failure to participate in the following poll will result in DIRE!!! consequences! Can you hear the DIRE!!! music in the background? Good! So now you know how VERY serious this is. So if you don't want to incur my considerable wrath (and mind control powers) I'd really suggest filling out the poll. It's for your own good and the good of humanity. And there's snacks.

What is your quest?

What is the air flight velocity of an African swallow?

Why did you friend me?

Are you a fic reader, or are you just a glutton for punishment?

What is this fic you speak of?
0(0.0%)
Hurt me, baby!
7(9.9%)
You don't honestly expect me to answer this, do you?
6(8.5%)
Just give me my fruity rum drink and back away slowly!
23(32.4%)
Fic is my life!
14(19.7%)

If I opened a restaurant, would you eat there?

You cook?
1(1.4%)
Hurt me, baby!
2(2.8%)
Still waiting for that drink. Better make it a double.
12(16.9%)
Totally!
22(31.0%)
If you give me a discount.
8(11.3%)

Any final words?

My drink, damnit!
0(0.0%)
More fic!
0(0.0%)
You're turning this over to the government, aren't you?
0(0.0%)
God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!
5(6.8%)
Tony Stark is hot.
1(1.4%)
Pr0n!
2(2.7%)
Love is a battlefield.
2(2.7%)
Methos, Methos, and more Methos!
4(5.5%)
That Ezra guy ins't bad either.
5(6.8%)
Hey, DRINK! NOW!
0(0.0%)
TICKY!!
0(0.0%)
Did I mention TICKY?
1(1.4%)
I'm never coming back to this bar again.
0(0.0%)
I'm being oppressed!
4(5.5%)
 
 
 
bleukittie: We're in troublebleukittie on September 9th, 2009 09:39 pm (UTC)
I'm not really scared. Rumor has it you can be bribed with a few glasses of wine.
Ith: Holby - Amusedithildyn on September 9th, 2009 09:40 pm (UTC)
Make that bottles and we'll see [g]

Love the icon!
caitymomcaitymom on September 9th, 2009 09:42 pm (UTC)
I participated and I commented!
The DIRE music can stop now, right?
And I am safe from defriending, correct?

{breathing deep sigh of relief}

*HUGS*
Ith: AS Misc - This Face? MIOBIithildyn on September 9th, 2009 10:43 pm (UTC)
Yes, now it's cheery happy music!

You are safe...at least for now. Mwahahahaha!
Mischief: Point and Laughem_kellesvig on September 9th, 2009 09:50 pm (UTC)
WKRP In Cincinnati!!! And where's the damn bean dip?
Ith: Methos - Last Beerithildyn on September 9th, 2009 10:44 pm (UTC)
Yes! What is it with you and bean dip anyways?!?! Geesh! So demanding.
(no subject) - dejla on September 10th, 2009 07:16 pm (UTC) (Expand)
saviour ღ of ღ storybrooke: [Actress] -- Evan Rachel Wood; glamaintshesweet_x on September 9th, 2009 09:50 pm (UTC)
I love silly polls! :D
Ith: Nature - Bunnyithildyn on September 9th, 2009 11:02 pm (UTC)
Like Camelot, my LJ is a silly place!
(no subject) - tpena19 on September 10th, 2009 08:54 am (UTC) (Expand)
She went that-a-way...: amused methosjinxed_wood on September 9th, 2009 10:01 pm (UTC)
BARKEEP! Where's my drink!?!?

...

...

...crackers?
Ith: Taste - Absintheithildyn on September 9th, 2009 11:03 pm (UTC)
You drank it already!
(no subject) - jinxed_wood on September 10th, 2009 12:11 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - ithildyn on September 10th, 2009 12:43 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - tpena19 on September 10th, 2009 08:55 am (UTC) (Expand)
americanfairy: Oh Really?americanfairy on September 9th, 2009 10:04 pm (UTC)
I almost fell out of my chair laughing at this one! Sheer brilliance!

*holds out fruity rum drink*

More pwease?
Ith: AS Misc -  Shiny!ithildyn on September 9th, 2009 11:03 pm (UTC)
First refill is on the house!
Renee M Romeroeasilymused1956 on September 9th, 2009 10:22 pm (UTC)
Sheer brilliant awesomeness.

And fun too!

Renee
Ith: Methos - Easily Amusedithildyn on September 9th, 2009 11:03 pm (UTC)
Hee! [bows]
Moogs: Ironman - winmoogsthewriter on September 9th, 2009 10:22 pm (UTC)
Terrified--absolutely terrified. But I have completed your poll, so I hope to have appeased your anger. If not, I'll go find some rum. And maybe Tony Stark, if you're super pissed. :D
Ith: Iron Man - da Vinciithildyn on September 9th, 2009 11:04 pm (UTC)
I am appeased and you may now go live your life without fear.
bookaddict43: ezrabookaddict43 on September 9th, 2009 10:23 pm (UTC)
What's the dire music? I'm dying to know :D
Ithithildyn on September 9th, 2009 11:05 pm (UTC)
It's the DIRE MUSIC!!! of your choice [g]
fractured_sunfractured_sun on September 9th, 2009 10:50 pm (UTC)
Am I now safe from 'a fate worse than slow internet connection', or are dire things in my future?
fractured_sunfractured_sun on September 9th, 2009 10:52 pm (UTC)
You promised snacks, where's the snacks? *goes to cry in the corner* I want my snacks......
(no subject) - ithildyn on September 9th, 2009 11:06 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - fractured_sun on September 9th, 2009 11:58 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Havochavocthecat on September 9th, 2009 10:53 pm (UTC)
*thbbpt*
Ith: Forever Knight - Janette Wineithildyn on September 9th, 2009 11:07 pm (UTC)
I raise you a *ththbbbbptpt*!!
(no subject) - havocthecat on September 9th, 2009 11:33 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - ithildyn on September 9th, 2009 11:46 pm (UTC) (Expand)
calliopes_pen: amberleewriter had to be there Methoscalliopes_pen on September 9th, 2009 11:07 pm (UTC)
The dire music is running through my head. And it sounds strangely like Torgo's (from Manos) theme, which is ever so slightly disturbing.
Ith: Art - Royo: Eyesithildyn on September 9th, 2009 11:08 pm (UTC)
See? You are disturbed!
I will call her George: Princess Bridestrangevisitor7 on September 9th, 2009 11:35 pm (UTC)
Let's not go to Camelot 'tis a silly place...unless ith is there with fruity rum drinks
Ith: DW - Tallulahithildyn on September 9th, 2009 11:46 pm (UTC)
Then it's even sillier!
(no subject) - tpena19 on September 10th, 2009 08:58 am (UTC) (Expand)
birggitt: Heartbirggitt on September 9th, 2009 11:39 pm (UTC)
Ok, seriously. Where is my drink?

Threats of DIRE!!! consequences, DIRE!!! music and no drink? You are EVIL *pouts*
Ith: Taste - Chocolate Martiniithildyn on September 9th, 2009 11:50 pm (UTC)
Drinks? What drinks?
(Deleted comment)
Ith: Grey's - Kate Laughithildyn on September 10th, 2009 12:42 am (UTC)
Not sad, but something to be celebrated!
tygermama: Teatygermama on September 10th, 2009 12:00 am (UTC)
*dumps a load of little boxes on you*

Here! I brought all the little umbrellas I could find!

and..umm...*toes the floor*...These two guys followed me here? One of them was moaning about all the rum being gone and the other was bitching about the lack of good beer, and they must have figured there was a good party here, otherwise, why would I need all these little umbrellas?

Can we keep them? *looks hopeful*
Ith: PotC - Jack: Legendithildyn on September 10th, 2009 12:40 am (UTC)
I think we can keep them if they make themselves useful [snerk]
(no subject) - tpena19 on September 10th, 2009 08:59 am (UTC) (Expand)
anya2112anya2112 on September 10th, 2009 12:29 am (UTC)
That was fun!

You crack me up!
Ith: Methos - Easily Amusedithildyn on September 10th, 2009 12:38 am (UTC)
I'm that good.
layla_aaronluscious_words on September 10th, 2009 12:55 am (UTC)
42!
Ithithildyn on September 10th, 2009 01:30 am (UTC)
LOL
(no subject) - luscious_words on September 10th, 2009 01:37 am (UTC) (Expand)
ex_egorstan on September 10th, 2009 01:08 am (UTC)
If I knew everyone was doing a poll, I wouldn't have started. Now I feel like I have to do everyone's poll ... #(*&$)#$)#( I hate fecking polls. Will do one but now, knowing there's more ... give me more gun porn damnit and a fruity rum drink thingy ...

Edited at 2009-09-10 01:09 am (UTC)
Ithithildyn on September 10th, 2009 01:31 am (UTC)
You didn't have to -- it was a joke. Sorry, thought I'd made that clear.
(no subject) - ex_egorstan on September 10th, 2009 02:19 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - tpena19 on September 10th, 2009 09:01 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - ex_egorstan on September 10th, 2009 09:24 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - tpena19 on September 11th, 2009 12:52 am (UTC) (Expand)
sarahwinks7985 on September 10th, 2009 01:24 am (UTC)
this is fun!
Ith: Art - Wildwoodithildyn on September 10th, 2009 01:36 am (UTC)
Glad you enjoyed it :) And you need this!
Panthera: Methos & Duncanpanthology on September 10th, 2009 01:48 am (UTC)
The quiz made me giggle - the results are making me LOL!

Fruity rum drinks and Methos! We're for that!

(Edit: Rum drinks. RUM. I can type ... )

Edited at 2009-09-10 01:51 am (UTC)
Ith: Media - RDJ Laughithildyn on September 10th, 2009 03:12 am (UTC)
It's all about the giggle!
catyuycatyuy on September 10th, 2009 02:19 am (UTC)
Gimme a CLUE
Wadsworth: The game's up, Scarlet. There are no more bullets left in that gun.

Miss Scarlet: Oh, come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?

Wadsworth: It's not a trick. There was one shot at Mr. Boddy in the Study; two for the chandelier; two at the Lounge door and one for the singing telegram.

Miss Scarlet: That's not six.

Wadsworth: One plus two plus two plus one.

Miss Scarlet: Uh-uh, there was only one shot that got the chandelier. That's one plus two plus *one* plus one.

Wadsworth: Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus *two* plus one plus one.

Miss Scarlet: Okay, fine. One plus two plus one... Shut up! The point is, there is one bullet left in this gun and guess who's gonna get it!
Ith: DW - Tallulahithildyn on September 10th, 2009 03:12 am (UTC)
Re: Gimme a CLUE
Colonel MUSTARD!!
·ɿɾ· Megan: BJmiss_bushido on September 10th, 2009 02:51 am (UTC)
I commented, so don't go dire on me! ;)

Btw, I could hear the sarcasm rolling off of your words.
Ith: Grey's - Kate Laughithildyn on September 10th, 2009 03:13 am (UTC)
I work very hard at perfecting my sarcasm roll [g]
Taxicab Messiah: blondie (animated)donna_c_punk on September 10th, 2009 03:45 am (UTC)
God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!

I feel so old because I remember seeing that episode in its first run ...
Ith: Art - Rodinithildyn on September 10th, 2009 03:49 am (UTC)
Me too!! I loved that show.
Black Rook: pridegrachonok on September 10th, 2009 05:29 am (UTC)
Well, I filled it first thing in the morning, like a good little friend:). It's too early for a drink, does this bar serve a decent coffee?:)
Ith: Art - Wildwoodithildyn on September 10th, 2009 06:40 pm (UTC)
You know, I'm not sure we've ever been asked for coffee....