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11 February 2009 @ 01:45 pm
Fiery and Feisty!  
Okay, I did the Put Yourself in the Romance thingie, and used Charlotte and Chris. Who else? LOL

The results cracked me up!


1: Cowboy Chris is more comfortable with wild things than people. But his secret pain won't stop him from returning to the Grand Canyon to uncover the mystery behind his best friend's fiery death. Even if it means dealing with the fiery woman carrying his friend's baby....

Super Successful Businesswoman Charlotte has her own reason for coming to town—Chris. The feisty beauty wants her unborn child to know the truth about its father's death, and only Chris can help her learn it. But their investigation is stoking some dangerous embers—and igniting a firestorm of desire that not even the darkest of secrets can put out.

2: First comes love, then comes forgiveness...

But a widowed cowboy struggling during the Depression doesn't have much faith in either—until he meets fiery Charlotte in the Grand Canyon at the boardinghouse they share. She's a super successful businesswoman who could love his boy and heal his own heart. But how can Chris trust a feisty woman in the profession he blames for his greatest loss?

Charlotte understands Chris's pain. She has her own secret anguish, and believes her dreams of a husband and child are beyond reach. Still, she can pretend when he asks her to play his temporary fiancée to protect his son. And if God would grant her one miracle, He knows exactly what her feisty heart is yearning for....

3: Chris, cowboy and captain of the infamous ship Calypso and a renowned seducer of women, has just walked into the one tavern in all of the Grand Canyon he should have avoided. For Charlotte, his sworn enemy, is the adventurous owner—and she has vengeance on her mind.

But before she can take her fiery revenge, she is captured by this rogue's kiss. Her only chance for retribution is to put her career as an international jet-setter on hold and stow away on his ship for a passionate adventure that will either kill them—or bring them together once and for all!


You can play here.
 
 
 
dejladejla on February 11th, 2009 08:52 pm (UTC)
*giggles madly*
Ith: Holby - Amusedithildyn on February 11th, 2009 11:05 pm (UTC)
Funny, huh? Should do one for Dan [g]
tygermama: Yeehawtygermama on February 11th, 2009 10:20 pm (UTC)
Are they not just the most hilarously horrible things you've ever read!!!

EEEE! I love it, and I think I'm addicted.

(is there a 12 step program for this yet?)
Ithithildyn on February 11th, 2009 11:02 pm (UTC)
They're a riot!
She went that-a-way...: methos&amandajinxed_wood on February 11th, 2009 10:27 pm (UTC)
Tee Hee! Amanda/Methos

He was a poor, simple boy. She was a wealthy, adventurous young lady. Though they were worlds apart, their innocent friendship bloomed into a mutual admiration. Then suddenly Methos was wrenched from Amanda's life.

Now, years later, he has returned to Paris, the City of Lights society as an influential wealthy tycoon, determined to seek revenge on Amanda's father—and Amanda herself. But she is no longer the spoiled schoolgirl Methos remembers. She is a carefree young international jet-setter of conviction and faith, raising a son on her own. Now Methos must look deep into his heart. For only in abandoning his thirst for revenge can he finally become the man most worthy of her love.
Ith: Holby - Amusedithildyn on February 11th, 2009 11:02 pm (UTC)
Re: Tee Hee! Amanda/Methos
LOL!!
{Beck}*y: [Art] - Blue Firemalfoymercy on February 11th, 2009 10:29 pm (UTC)
Hilarious!!!

*steals this from you*
Ith: Grey's - Kate Laughithildyn on February 11th, 2009 11:03 pm (UTC)
Frakkin hilarious stuff.
conjured_1: ironmanconjured_1 on February 12th, 2009 12:01 am (UTC)
YES! Smarmequin is going to take over the world!

Edited at 2009-02-12 12:01 am (UTC)
Ith: Iron Man - Tony Gauntletithildyn on February 12th, 2009 12:06 am (UTC)
I think it surely will!
lizbet0lizbet0 on February 12th, 2009 02:29 am (UTC)
This stuff is more sickeningly sweet than what I just ate (which was melted butter, sugar & brown sugar)!

(Yes, yes, my dentist, most sane people, and all the world's nutritionists want to slap me now. What can I say, though? I'm pregnant & just had to get 2 other kids bathed & off to bed by myself. I wanted a treat, dagnabit!)
Ith: Art - Lily Pondithildyn on February 12th, 2009 04:33 am (UTC)
You deserved a treat!
I will call her George: Mag 7 - Happy Boysstrangevisitor7 on February 12th, 2009 05:38 am (UTC)
everyone is so fiesty. I am still LMAO
Becca: Captain Jack/Ianto Kiss by beccadgbeccadg on February 12th, 2009 07:03 am (UTC)
Heh, I wanted to play, but my favorite pairing currently is Jack/Ianto. Did I walk away from the het generator? Nope, I just plugged the boys in with them taking turns being the girl. *vbeg*

Military Man Jack grieved the loss of his wife and baby. Then he discovers his son is alive--and living with an adoptive mother--international jet-setter Sian. Despite the secrets and lies, Jack can't deny the truth: hopelessly romantic Sian loves the boy. Yet Jack grew up without a father and won't do that to his own child.

When someone dangerous comes after them, military man Jack takes Sian and his son into hiding in the unknown reaches of Mars. As he grows closer to them, he discovers much about family life. After his dark, troubled past, he's finally found faith and family. And he'll do anything to protect both.


and

Fiery Jackie never realized that her fiance, wickedly handsome male model Ianto, saw her as just another item on his agenda. How could she share her life with a man who'd negotiated the terms of their marriage on paper instead of between the sheets? Years later, Ianto needs Jackie--and is determined to claim an international jet-setter as his bride.

Jackie will return to the unknown reaches of Mars with him--and if he has to seduce the adventurous beauty into agreeing, then that will make it all the more pleasurable for him....


Just in case that wasn't enough genderbending I also subjected Stephen Hart/The Doctor to the fun.

Adventurer Stephen Hart is more comfortable with wild things than people. But his secret pain won't stop him from returning to the unknown reaches of Mars to uncover the mystery behind his best friend's fiery death. Even if it means dealing with the modest woman carrying his friend's baby....

World'S Greatest Mom The Doctor has her own reason for coming to town--Stephen Hart. The brainy beauty wants her unborn child to know the truth about its father's death, and only Stephen Hart can help her learn it. But their investigation is stoking some dangerous embers--and igniting a firestorm of desire that not even the darkest of secrets can put out.


and

When adventurous Stephanie Hart discovers her beloved family business has been sold to adventurer The Doctor, she's determined to get it back - even if it means putting her career as a super successful businesswoman on hold. But gorgeous The Doctor sets her pulse racing, and her carefully laid plans lead her to just one place...his bed in the unknown reaches of Mars!

The Doctor makes it clear right from the start that he can't offer more than a steamy affair. The passion is scorching--but The Doctor's emotions are still in the deep freeze, and fiery Stephanie Hart knows that only a dramatic collision course with his troubled past can thaw them....


Now that I've met my crack quota for at least a week, if not a month or two, I'm off to bed. *Waves goodnight.*

Edited at 2009-02-12 07:07 am (UTC)
blade_and_rosesblade_and_roses on February 12th, 2009 08:04 pm (UTC)
Oh my word -- I can't escape the supernatural and weird even in a Harlequin!

No one knew what Cei looked like, but they'd heard the rumors all across Paris, the City of Lights. How he'd been broken, even scarred, being adventurer. How he never showed his face...until the day he took an overwhelming interest in one very special award-winning writer.

Michele would have been a serial killer's next victim if not for Cei. The rescue gave her a glimpse into his world of shadows—yet the adventurous woman dared to want more. To really know if the hopelessly romantic passion between them was real. They would have to come face-to-face if the killer was to be caught—and Cei could only conceal his body from Michele for so long....