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12 December 2011 @ 07:31 pm
Trying Again  
This was the link I posted at lunch, that for some reason, refused to appear.

Paula Deen's English Peas Recipe ~ the comments, oh the comments!!!.

I really did laugh till I cried.

This is the recipe:

Ingredients
1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter
2 cans (14 1/2-ounces) English peas, drained

Directions
Melt the butter in small pot and add the peas. Cook over medium heat until peas are warm.


The comments nearly killed me.
 
 
 
Black_Raven135black_raven135 on December 13th, 2011 02:35 am (UTC)
of buttttttta....no doubt
:D


Excuse me but did the recipe call for ((((canned))))))?????

Shame on your Paula

The chefs at Food Network would be scolding you up one side
and down the other for such an infraction.
I can just hear Scott now.....
;-)
dejladejla on December 13th, 2011 02:35 am (UTC)
THAT'S a recipe? My grandmother's left foot it is.

And CANNED peas!!! Somebody kick that woman, now!
Black_Raven135black_raven135 on December 13th, 2011 02:41 am (UTC)
Somebody kick that woman, now!
(((((NODS)))))))
Keyword being NOW...
;-)
dejladejla on December 13th, 2011 03:29 pm (UTC)
Re: Somebody kick that woman, now!
Absolutely. It makes a mockery of real cooking.
Killa: jared laughkillabeez on December 13th, 2011 02:46 am (UTC)
Thank you—I just read a couple pages of the comments to my S.O., and we laughed until we couldn't stand it any more and had to stop.
Ithithildyn on December 13th, 2011 02:49 am (UTC)
I hide in the conference room at lunch with my phone and hit the internet. I really was sitting there with tears running down my face. About ten minutes later, my boss came in with his daughter wanting me to notarize something. He would have thought I'd lost my mind had he come in any earlier.

Edited at 2011-12-13 02:50 am (UTC)
Black_Raven135black_raven135 on December 13th, 2011 02:46 am (UTC)
Oh my word!!!!!
Who are these people who reviewed her 'recipe' and gave it four or five stars??
e.g


"Tried it and LOVED IT! I can always count on Paula for the best."



They must have all graduated from the same culinary school as my father's mother.........
Dad said he had the decent food of his life when he joined the Navy...........
The other Weird Al: Torchwood - Ianto laughaeron_lanart on December 13th, 2011 03:09 am (UTC)
The only decent canned peas are mushy peas which you wouldn't want to cook with butter - you need to eat them with fish n chips!

The comments on that have had me in hoots, thanks for sharing.
Pricetag a.k.a. Mom a.k.a. Margaret: Incredulous Klausmprice on December 13th, 2011 03:13 am (UTC)
My mother called those sloppy peas. I called them repulsive.

It's bad enough this calls for canned peas, but TWO bloody cans! Seriously?!

Edited at 2011-12-13 03:13 am (UTC)
Shannon the I Just Get These Headaches: Doctor Who - Serious Businessshannonsequitur on December 13th, 2011 03:41 am (UTC)
4chan, I presume?
blade_and_rosesblade_and_roses on December 13th, 2011 03:37 pm (UTC)
Good lord. Canned peas with butter poured over them? That's a recipe? Even when I was in my first apartment in college days we cooked better food than that! At the very least you could add some herbs into it!

I need to look into my own cooking show. I know way more recipes than these people, and much better ways of cooking.